When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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