Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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