I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
try to milk me bitch
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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