apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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