This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I have post one night stand depression
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