Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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