I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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