I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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