check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
