I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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