sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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