I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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