i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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