ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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