I'm drive I can fine osifer
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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