addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize