wanna go halves on a baby?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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