I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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