we're blogging at a bar
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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