i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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