There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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