i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
