I cockslap morals
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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