i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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