Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
