Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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