So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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