doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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