She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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