Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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