Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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