fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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