Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
