yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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