Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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