Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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