3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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