Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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