I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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