It's Friday. Sex?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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