Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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