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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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