Please, let me fuck your mom
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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