Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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