Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I have demons in me.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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