Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
