I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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