This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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