Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
