Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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