Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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