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The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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