i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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