That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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