No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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